Sunday, March 22, 2009

My First Suicide Attempt

Yep i know the title itself sounds terrific but this is one funny incident which i'll never forget in my life... Lets get into the story now!!

I was studying in 3rd std that time and my half yearly exams were goin on.. I had 2 days holiday before geography exam (saturday and sunday) and my neighbours were planning to go for a movie on sunday (movie name: avai shanmugi) and askd me if iam coming with them. I after pleading my father 100 times was given permission on 1 condition that I should finish studying 4 my exam on saturday. I was overjoyed amd i did prepare for my exam on saturday itself .. After asking me all possible questions from the book my dad finally allowed me to go for the movie on sunday( eve show).. The next day i went to the school and started writing the exam.... (Here comes the twist!!) I was so tired that i slept off in the exam hall itself and just woke up some half an hour before the bell.. I managed to scribble something and gave my paper and went back home.. When my dad enquired me about the exam i outta fear lied to him that i wrote well.. I was really really getting scared and it was this point of time i decided to commit SUICIDE. I wrote a letter to my dad (in a short size ruled paper) about the reason and askd them not to save me ( cos i had watched a karthik movie before where he would try 2 commit suicde but people will save him and he'll be arrested for suicide attempt). So i didn.t want the same in my case too. So after mentioning all these things in my letter I took out a knife from the kitchen and as soon as the kinfe touched my skin i got terribly afraid and so ran back to the kitchen placed the knife it its place, tore the paper into bits and sat in silence..  I have never said a word about it to my parents till now..




ps: I scored 57 in that exam and managed to get 5th rank. ( Yep i was a nerd that time.. :P)

14 comments:

  1. Haha. Nice beginning.
    Fynnu post I have to admit :)

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  2. was shocked at the title.
    but funny story :)

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  3. terrible effects of cinema and for the cinema..

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  4. heh gud 1 :), bt nbdy wud eva imagine u n such a situation. Mayb ul atempt suicide if ur dad dosent accept 4 buyn an APPY bottle :) he he lolz... js 4 fun. Gud 1 1nce again :)

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  5. @ priya

    :x :x publica asinga paduthadha..

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  6. @priya: loll!!
    @niv: lol.. u havent mentioned this before!! i think ur parents wudve found the whole thing comical if u had narrated it later on!!
    p.s line gethu po...:P

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  7. @ranj

    i did tat after writing tis blog... i narrated the entire incident to my mom and my mom did her usual job of telling abt it 2 all my relatives :(

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  8. cha something intersting should ve happened so that ur class mates would ve enjoyed one day holiday seri vidu polachitala ill kill u..........hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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  9. ipdi elllam nadandhudhunu sollave ille ??
    anyways funny.. :P

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  10. In the p.s section, it's mentioned as I "was" a nerd
    Replace "was" with "am and will always remain"
    Otherwise, a good one!

    P.S: 2 mins before my drama begins@ Isuzu

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